onyx

Boy is Crash going to be pissed about this one.  We've obtained rare footage of Crash's first band, called 'Onyx'.  Like most high school bands, the singing is god awful and the guitars are out of tune.  Combine that with mullets galore and some shoddy camera work and you've got footage that's going to make Crash's blood boil.  We expect to hear from his lawyers soon.