Yes, it's hard to believe Crash Monarch has friends. With all the bridges he's burned, it's hard to believe anybody answers his calls. However, there are a few notable artist-types that Crash is still associated with today.
We have confirmed that Pittsburgh area artist Phatmartino has been working with Crash Monarch for the last several years. All the artwork on this website (stolen from Crash Monarch's hard drives) was created by this enigmatic man. No one knows Phatmartino's true identity, and he remains shrouded in mystery. There are rumors of womanizing and substance abuse, but not much else is known about this mysterious genius.
You didn't think Crash came up with all those big words himself did you? Michael Gauf is an ex-journalist that's been helping Crash with lyrics and music. Mr Gauf is a guitarist himself and also does custom paint jobs on guitars and cases. He crafted this case for Crash a few years ago. Here's the link to his company: http://paintedaxe.com/
Mastering engineer Marshal Rosenberger is a known associate of Crash Monarch. Please don't blame him for the substandard mixes found on this website. Those are all Crash's fault. Someday Marshal will be polishing Crash's musical turds into masterpieces. Crash has him on retainer to mix and master the new album. Here's Marshal's website: https://www.masteredbymarshal.com/